The Road Goes Ever On

So it's 12 July 2024, I'm driving a truckload to Iowa, I've just left Laramie and am heading up Lincoln Summit, and suddenly the truck has no power and doesn't even want to keep running.  I had to pulling over to let it rest.  Finally got over the top, but she still wasn't feeling right.  Nursed it into Kearney, late.  Got to the farm on the 13th, got the truck into a shop, and learned the fuel pump was bad.

So.  Loaded up another Dumpster, flew back to SLC on 31 July for Board of Equalization training, picked up the Impala from Emma and Mike, got back to the farm 7 August and learned the truck wasn't fixed yet.  Filled another Dumpster and drove the Impala back to SLC to do some organizing and inventorying.  Got there on 29 August.

I was supposed to stay at the Hometown Studios by Red Roof in Taylorsville.  When I got there, I was informed that because my driver's license showed me as a Salt Lake County resident, they wouldn't give me a room.  I said that it would have been nice to have known that before, and the manager, a callow, tubby, little shit, got snotty with me and said it was plainly stated on the website (Narrator: It wasn't.).  Apart from the blatant lying and general inconvenience, this policy makes it more difficult for people to escape domestic violence situations.  Exactly the sort of fuckery one expects of the Theocratic Republic of Utardistan.  Gods I'm glad to be out of there.

Found replacements, though I had to break my stay between two places.  Rocketed out of there and got back to the farm on 3 September to learn the truck was finally fixed.  Yay.

To be continued.

So anyway . . .

. . . back to the year of living dangerously.

Movers came on 28 June to move the big stuff, including that monster white elephant of a china cabinet I'm still trying to foist on someone.  On 30 June June Chris Wootten (choir director) came by to help pack.  He was wrapping and stuffing, and I was busy with other things and couldn't keep track, so I didn't know what he'd packed where, and I just ended up marking his boxes "Chris Pack".  Didn't finally get them figured out until this last August.  But at least it was all packed.

The problem was getting all the stuff moved.  I was supposed to be out on 1 July so they could start remodeling.  I started shoveling everything into the garage so it would be out of the house and I could stage it there and load it straight into the truck.  I had to beg 3D and Spurge for extra time in the garage, and they really nicked me for it, but I had no choice.  What do you expect from crapitalist scum?

But there was just too much stuff.  I pulled everything out of the main floor and put it in the basement so the carpeting and painting could start, and then I started moving everything to the garage, but at the end of 1 July I was still moving things out of the basement, and I'd been running with very little rest all month.

I'd been deferring a nervous breakdown for nearly a half-century (That's a story for another time.).  That night it insisted on taking the stage.  About 0100 I had to rest a bit and laid down on a quilt on the old bedroom floor.  I fell asleep and woke up two hours later, panicking because I'd lost those two hours.  While asleep, I'd dreamed a bunch of people had arrived to help me move.  When I awoke, my mind decided the dream was reality and the reality of my doing it all alone was a dream, so all day I behaved as if there were people helping, right down to coordinating efforts with "the team".  I finally snapped out of it at the end of the day when I got the last of it out of the house and into the garage and truck.  I spent the next two days emptying the garage, and on the 4th of July, after 11 years, I was independent of Toni Circle.  Spurge and 3D had the house back.

And promptly wrecked it.  Oh the interior remodel was nice enough and years overdue (3D kept my deposit because of the condition of carpets, blinds, and appliances she had every intention of replacing anyway, but I actually won that game, and one of these days, when the statute of limitations has run, I may discuss it.), but they moved another mob of trust fund ski bums in, so who knows what the condition is now.  Not that I care.  But the exterior.  They ripped out all the perennials I'd planted in front for pollinators and replaced them with black rock (Great way to control soil temperature, yeah!) and "restored" the abomination of a garden in back.  And they cut down that lovely apricot tree.  Fuckers.  They need taken out back and Ol' Yellered.

But I was out, and I was no longer under the gun of a deadline.  I allowed myself to collapse for a few days, then I loaded the truck, and on 12 July I headed back to Iowa.

And then came a new adventure.

Good Book On The Wrecking Of Public Education

Allow me to recommend The Privateers by Josh Cowen.  Lays out in detail how the Maxwell Class has deliberately torpedoed the public schools as part of their plan to make us their serfs.

I have seen exactly ONE reviewer who didn't like it: Neal McCluskey at the Cato Institute.  It must be remembered the Cat-turd Institute is a mob of libertardians who claim everything is better if it's privately held.  Some are stupid enough to actually believe this; most are paid very well to claim it regardless what they believe.  McCluskey is the latter.

In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit I was once a libertarian.  Then I got over being 13.  Same way I got over thinking Heinlein was a great writer instead of a fascist hack who specialized in strawman arguments and couldn't write dialogue for shit.  All his characters sound like white people from a small town in Missouri c. 1925.

McCluskey acts like he makes all sorts of great points.  He doesn't.  He refers to Milton Fried-Spam-For-Brains' "The Role of Government in Education", which was basically a road map for white supremacists to get around Brown vs. Topeka Board of Education (Yes, Friedman was an even bigger piece of shit than you've heard.).  He even argues how historical "school choice" is by referring to all the denominations in the mid-19th Century setting up their own schools to preach their own dogma (Pro tip: If your argument for "school choice" includes "it would make religious indoctrination easier", you need to jump into a wood chipper.  Feet first.

On top of all this, McCluskey doesn't bother to mention he has a very large dog in this fight.  His bio at the end says he's the former director of the Center for Educational Freedom, but he doesn't mention this or explain what this means.  So I will.  He has spent the last several decades lobbying for public funds to go to Maxwell Class parents so they can send their spawn to Maxwell Class schools away from the rest of us.  Aside from the obvious irony of these scrappy individualists receiving tax money for Biff and Muffy's educations, it's quite obviously yet another scheme to transfer our money to them and further enshittify public education.

And I'm REALLY Glad I'm Not At Trinity In Iowa City

Have I mentioned I think C.S. Lewis was an apologist hack and a wanker who was about as deep as a tea saucer?  Well, I do.

The Gospel reading at Trinity Episcopal in Iowa City this morning was Matthew 22, the parable of the king putting on a wedding feast for his son.  And this parable is a real piece of . . . work.  The king can't get anyone to come to the feast, probably because he's an industrial-strength dick, so he ropes people off the street to attend, then he calls out some poor schmuck who isn't in a wedding robe, I don't know maybe because he'd just been pulled in off the street, and condemns him to Outer Darkness.  And the lesson to learn is, "Many are called, but few are chosen."

I've always been like, "Josh, buddy, really?  That's the takeaway?  Not, 'You're dad is a dick and gets off being one?'."  And yeah, sorry not sorry, I'm about 128% right there.

But wait, there's more.  The Bishop was visiting Trinity today and gave the homily commenting on this.  And OMG.  She came right out and said that this is OK because God isn't fair.  Now I can get behind the "God isn't fair" part.  I have yet to see a god that wasn't just a deeply flawed human with superpowers.  Sort of like Homelander in The Boys.  Something to perhaps be feared; not anything worthy of worship.  But that doesn't mean the unfairness is OK, which is why I'm an atheist.

But she doubled down.  The unfairness is right, it's necessary, the wedding guest deserved it because somehow everyone else managed to show up in wedding robes.  Apparently it's all part of God's ineffable plan, although as far as I'm concerned, if He actually has a plan, it's pretty well effed.

Then she turned to Lewis for support.  One of his interminable metaphoric stories that he thought was witty but actually has more logic holes than a block of Swiss cheese.

Pro tip to the Bishop: If you're citing Lewis, you've already lost.