I'm sticking with men's clothing here. Women's clothing is a mystery wrapped in an enigma locked inside a sales pitch, and I'm not going near the issue. So I'm asking, what is it with the crayon-blue suits? Suddenly, they're everywhere. And they look gods-awful. The guy who thought this was a good look was probably the same guy who thought mustard-colored shoes were a good look. They aren't. They look like your dog blew it out both ends all over your shoes, and you haven't had time to clean them off. And don't think you're fooling anyone with the puckered edge stitching either. We know that isn't hand stitching, just an over-tensioned machine trying to look like hand stitching.
Speaking of colors of clothing, I wasn't wearing white pants, as you ridiculed me in the middle of the street for wearing, Nate Alder. They're khaki. You should know that, but since you're from Logan and haven't lived anywhere more appreciably advanced since, I suppose it's possible you missed that memo.
